I worked in a convenience store way back in 2005 with this TIGHT little thing who barely knew I existed. Can’t blame her since I was still a scrawny, pimple-faced loser at the time. Olivia... bro...
Anyways, the boss was a massive asshole and the one day I just couldn’t stand it anymore and lost my shit with him. Dude was in the middle of screaming at me when I snapped and slammed the cash register shut so hard it fell over the counter. I told him to go fuck himself and shove his job up his asshole and I quit. Was so fuckin angry I totally forgot this girl was even standing there watching it all.
I bumped into her one night in a club a few months later and I swear she was an entirely different person to me. Playing with her hair, touching my arm, laughing at the dumb shit I was saying. Seeing me unleashed seemed to have flipped a switch in her brain or something. One of my friends nudged me and said something along the lines of, “Dude WTF! This chick is keen for YOU! How?! Why?!...”
I couldn’t take it any further since my (then) girlfriend’s brother was out with us at the time, but it was still pretty awesome having my friends see me in this new light, like I was some kind of “playa” or something 😆
This could be a modern day Monty Python sketch mocking this.
This troon declaring that women won't sleep with men who are dicks to them is ironically his strongest claim to being a woman.
Because this win has been overrun with rage bait.
I once believed this leftoid lie. Then I became a misogynist and instantly women let me bang them.
Andrew Tate, is that you?
Lol, just kidding.
I worked in a convenience store way back in 2005 with this TIGHT little thing who barely knew I existed. Can’t blame her since I was still a scrawny, pimple-faced loser at the time. Olivia... bro...
Anyways, the boss was a massive asshole and the one day I just couldn’t stand it anymore and lost my shit with him. Dude was in the middle of screaming at me when I snapped and slammed the cash register shut so hard it fell over the counter. I told him to go fuck himself and shove his job up his asshole and I quit. Was so fuckin angry I totally forgot this girl was even standing there watching it all.
I bumped into her one night in a club a few months later and I swear she was an entirely different person to me. Playing with her hair, touching my arm, laughing at the dumb shit I was saying. Seeing me unleashed seemed to have flipped a switch in her brain or something. One of my friends nudged me and said something along the lines of, “Dude WTF! This chick is keen for YOU! How?! Why?!...”
I couldn’t take it any further since my (then) girlfriend’s brother was out with us at the time, but it was still pretty awesome having my friends see me in this new light, like I was some kind of “playa” or something 😆
Coping level 1000.
There are no chicks with dicks, only guys with boobs.
This guy with boobs doth protest too much, methinks.
"There's no such thing as chicks with dicks! Only guys with tits!"