The latest Oregon Trail is Woke
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Fine, now do storylines from the POV of the wolf, the bison, and the beaver. Get fucked over by humans of all skin colours.
Fuck the natives, they have access to all the modern amenities of a high tech civilization without ever having contributing bumpkus to it. Fuck them to hell. I feel much more real sympathy for the wildlife, no fucking joke.
Why stop there, what about the poor insects that were killed by the wagon wheels.
The thing is, their ancestors were full willing members in slaughtering the fuck out of everything they could trap for the fur trade, and still get mad when you suggest that the world has moved on and maybe they shouldn't bother wildlife any more, because they don't FUCKING NEED TO. They wanna be wild animals, fine, let them go naked and nap stone, AND LET ME HUNT THEIR MONKEY ASSES IN THE NAME OF WHITE CULTURE! Fucking Golgothans in ape-skins.
I was being sarcastic. Because I could see them doing it from the pov of the buffalo. Please don’t think I’m mocking your post. I just imagined a Babylon bee article about a new Oregon trail from the viewpoint of the animals or insects
Isn’t what saved the Buffalo was people putting them on private lane. I used to not understand why hunting and fishing has seasons or regulations like they do but now I get it.
Did you see the news about the Lascaux cave paintings? Ever notice the dots interspersed amongst the paintings of the wildlife? Apparently, they were learning to keep track of breeding seasons. Though back then, they likely would have taken full advantage of it, rather than treating it as hands-off time.
Anyway, Natives here can claim up to ten cows or bison from the government. All they have to do is fucking ask for it, basically. (The ex and I were going to actually go into cattle this way with a buddy, but the rent-to-own land deal we had with these insane old pig farmers turned out to be a long-running scam.)