So lets say, you were 12 years old in 1997, and this rough collection of polygons defines your ideal view of a woman. And now 25 years later you are 37 years old and this is an important topic that must be addressed! Because you don't like Japanese woman with modest breasts. And this is an injustice because Tifa's most notable characteristics are those held within her brazier.

Due to this, we must now rally behind this great cause, and send angry tweets to the artist because you once touched yourself while holding a PS1 controller! And 37 year old you is disappointed at this flagrant abuse of your passage from childhood to pud jerking teenager? K. Let me know what your point is. Because as it stands it's "TITS"!