"I’m kind of recovered — on the outside, it’s recovered. It’s just inside. I’m basically on the verge of going blind,” she said. “If I could go back in time, I would have done one black [eye tattoo] and left it. I would have done one black. Absolutely.”

Motherfucker just said, "yeah, if I could go back I'd go voluntarily blind in just one eye"

This lady isn't just stupid, she's Zika-Fetalalcohol-Cretinized stupid. You could freeze dry her like a water bear and ship her for a week without oxygen and she'd probably just wake up like it was a light nap.