Graduate government schools functionally illiterate and unable to count (but can recite all 58 sexualities in alphabetical order), then get affirmative action and guaranteed government loans to go to college to major in underwater basketweaving with a minor in anti-racism.

Then some guy offers you $50 to fly the fag flag on a sports field with the only catch being you get to spend the night in jail (a great way to meet new guys to fuck up the ass, I guess).

What's yet one more bad decision?