I'm a foodie: I'm fat
I'm nonbinary: I'm ugly, and want to be special
I have anxiety: I'm addicted to Xanax
I'm an ally: Please! I surrender!
I'm poly: I'm a slut
I'm an influencer: I'm a shilling narcissist
I'm an acivist: I'm unemployable
I'm an introvert: I spend all my time watching streaming shows
"I'm a foodie" really means "Buy me ridiculously overpriced food". I don't think I've ever seen a man use that word to describe himself, it's a mating call for instagram whores. It's like those dating site/app bios:
"This t-shirt from Target says I'm sarcastic. Better watch out, 'cause I'm witty."
You're wrong about the last one.
Maybe it used to mean that, but now people are like "I have to try this new Mountain Dew flavor, because I'm a foodie"
Back in the day I told a friend that I thought I was becoming a fast food connoisseur. He asked me where the beef I was eating came from.
I then spent years trying to figure out how to actually do that. I could eat a burger blind folded and tell you the brand and which location had made it.
Still no idea where the beef came from.
Nah, it's just the new word for "gourmand", which was always a polite way of saying "an eats-anything human garbage can".