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posted 2 years ago by MuffyMangina 2 years ago by MuffyMangina +29 / -0

I'm a foodie: I'm fat

I'm nonbinary: I'm ugly, and want to be special

I have anxiety: I'm addicted to Xanax

I'm an ally: Please! I surrender!

I'm poly: I'm a slut

I'm an influencer: I'm a shilling narcissist

I'm an acivist: I'm unemployable

I'm an introvert: I spend all my time watching streaming shows

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– ArtemisFoul 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0

"I'm a foodie" really means "Buy me ridiculously overpriced food". I don't think I've ever seen a man use that word to describe himself, it's a mating call for instagram whores. It's like those dating site/app bios:

"I love food": Take me to stupid fucking gimmicky hipster restaurants so I can farm insta likes from other vapid whores like me
"I love travel": Take me on expensive vacations so I can farm insta likes from other vapid whores like me
"I love shopping": Pay for my whore tier designer brand outfits, made by Bangladeshi children and sold at 1000% markup, so I can farm insta likes from other vapid whores like me
"I'm sarcastic": I don't actually know what sarcasm means, I'm just a huge bitch due to my own insecurities

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– MuffyMangina [S] 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

"This t-shirt from Target says I'm sarcastic. Better watch out, 'cause I'm witty."

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