I'm a foodie: I'm fat
I'm nonbinary: I'm ugly, and want to be special
I have anxiety: I'm addicted to Xanax
I'm an ally: Please! I surrender!
I'm poly: I'm a slut
I'm an influencer: I'm a shilling narcissist
I'm an acivist: I'm unemployable
I'm an introvert: I spend all my time watching streaming shows
Maybe it used to mean that, but now people are like "I have to try this new Mountain Dew flavor, because I'm a foodie"
Back in the day I told a friend that I thought I was becoming a fast food connoisseur. He asked me where the beef I was eating came from.
I then spent years trying to figure out how to actually do that. I could eat a burger blind folded and tell you the brand and which location had made it.
Still no idea where the beef came from.