Anyone know some good Polack jokes to tell in the nuclear bunkers?
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So a Pole and a Czech were at a beach and the Pole noticed the Czech was attracting all the ladies. The Pole approached the Czech and asked why he was so popular with the women despite not being that attractive. “That’s easy” said the Czech, “I just put a potato in my swim trunks and the ladies all love me.”. The Pole then put a potato in his swim trunks and began approaching woman, but they all dismissed him immediately and walked away. In frustration the Pole again approached the Czech and called him a liar. “I tried a potato in my trunks and all the women wanted nothing to do with me!” The Pole exclaimed. The Czech looked him over and said, “Yes, but you put it on the wrong end!”
A polack went to the optometrist and asked if he could read the eye chart. The polack replied, "Read it‽ I know the guy."
Two friends were sitting in a bar telling each other jokes. Eventually, they got to their more offensive material, and one began "A Polack walked into a bar" before the bartender cut him off. "I wouldn't tell that joke, I'm Polish." he said. "It's okay, I'll tell it slow for you." the man replied.
You typed that too fast. Could you slow it down a little?
Germans and swedes talk about how to imrpove european life. The german said "more socialism will fix it!" The swede said "open borders and feminism will fix it!"
And now we get the current state of western europe
And yet Germany actually opposed electing Von Der Leyen because she was an incompetent waste of space that failed upwards, while "based right wing countries" like Poland sucked up to her like their lives depended on it and absolutely none of their supposedly conservative population cared.
I'm not getting nuked because you fucks are having a Von Der Leyen strap-on taking contest.
And yet germany is still run by far left feminist socialist scum.
Remind me who opened the borders to europe and flooded it with 3rd world scum while demonizing White man and preaxhing feminism? Oh right germany and sweden
What can you do when women outvote you and successfully played division long enough to avoid being even whispered about as the true villains? Even the Sweden Democrats, the so called "far right" are not willing to change the idiotic rape laws instituted by feminists, or admit "incel terrorism" is a woman's LARP. The AfD is led by a fucking lesbian.
What options do Germany and Sweden actually have? Might as well vote far-left for the "free money" if all options are shoving women's high heel deeper into your skull.
That would be woman-led Germany and Sweden. You can also throw Spain in there, another feminist dystopia.
You can also throw in the Barack "Women are indisputably better than men" Obama administration that toppled Gaddafi and caused the whole fucking thing.
The German said "I love it when we import 3rd world rapefugees and let them rape our women and give them welfare for doing it" before he refused to report the 3rd worlder who raped him because he was afraid the rapefugee would be deported.
Oh wait thats what germans and swedes actually did, as germans and swedes say its racist to report a 3rd worlder who rapes them
A Polish porn star moves to America to retire and start a family.
He eventually gets to old to live by himself during the days no one is there so they find him a home. His son asked him, "how are they treating you, are you enjoying it?"
"Yes!" He replied, "They treat everyone here with much respect! Tom down the hall was a doctor and they still call him Dr. Tom. Daniel down the hall from Tom used to be a Sergeant in the army and they call him Sergeant Daniel. Hell, I never even told them I was a porn star and they still call me 'The Fucking Polack!'."
A german and swede talked about how to fix europe. The German said "I know ill create various marxist idealogies like national socialism, communism, and marxism, that will lead to utopia!" The Swede said "thats not enough we need to import 3rd world savages who will rape us!"
The german and swede than agreed that unending third world immigration and socialism is the way to go and then proceeded to enact hate speech laws that arrested anyone who called out those policies.
Oh wait this isnt a joke, its what the german and swedes cucks are doing to europe right now. 3 times germany fucked off europe while sweden decided to suicide itself, both preaching crt and self hatred onto europe while flooding it with hostile 3rd world migrants who get welfare while actual Europeans starve.
A shame germany wasnt eradicated by the ussr.
How can you tell the bride in a Polish wedding? Her underarm hair is braided.
In Soviet Russia, Poland invades you!
You know why Polish people have "-ski" at the end of their names?
Because they can't spell TOBOGGAN!
(My granddad told me that one way back in the 70's)
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Von_der_Leyen_Commission
The gift that keeps on fucking giving. The great uniter, who brought the far right and far left together. (because feminism controls both)
I wish I had a platform. I'd ask the so-called conservatives of Eastern Europe why they voted for a known left-wing feminist.
I bet their answers would be non-existent.
100% Tony Lazuto
I don't know about you, but I am enjoying this so much. Russia is getting some of their own medicine back for what they did in North Korea, Vietnam, Middle East and other regions.
I'm not sure how you can be so nonchalant about the possibility of needless nuclear war.
If America and Israel did not use nuclear weapons when Russia(with Russian pilots) sent weapoons, and/or killed and attacked Americans(and NATO) and Israelis, then I expect Russia to behave the same way. Unless Russia is such a bully akin to Nazi Germany, then I see even more reason to continue the support to Ukraine and Eastern European countries.