Listening to wokes bragging about representation always reminds me of car salesmen going on about how important it is to get the undercoat to protect the paint job.

I'm standing there listening to them try to sell me on this useless fluff that contributes nothing to the product as though if I'm not interested in it there's something wrong with me.

All the while, they're banging on with this weird, manic energy, completely oblivious to how uninteresting their sales pitch is.

I wouldn't give a shit about this fluff under normal conditions, let alone when they're trying to sell me the damn thing on a car that only has three fucking wheels.