OP openly has a chip on his shoulder and is clearly seeking revenge for his firing but nobody calls him out lmao. I can totally believe that the dude is a scumbag but the accusations are so over the top from the OP and he is using fucking purple prose and virtue signaling so hard I cannot take it seriously.
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One of the first concerts I ever went to, I bought a t-shirt. Rolled it up, shoved it in my front pocket, and forgot about it. Some dried up woman wanted to stand right in front of me (i was right up at the stage), so I said yes. Halfway through the show, I felt a hand going up my leg, then a grip on my new shirt.
"Is that your cock!?"
No, it is a t-shirt, stop touching me lady.
If I had grabbed her paper bag tits, I would have been thrown out. But going for my dick? Yeah, thats fine.
The really handsy ones always go for my ass. I honestly do not care about incidental contact or even brief but this bitch was following behind me squeezing the shit out of my ass. Even if I could have turned my body around I'd have gotten lots of shit if I laid her drunk ass out. She was also there with her daughters that were my age.
Like faux passes are one thing but there's no way your almost geriatric ass thought my standing in front of you in a massive crowd meant I would be into you.
To be fair, she also gave me $20 to stand in front of me. Blame my mercenary mindset, but Im not a whore
Hahaha she definitely figured she'd paid for that handy