Cards Against Humanity lives up to its name
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They spend generations shaming most of these states as being backwards, idiotic retards and trying their best to exclude them from any and all decisions in the nation. Then expect this particular bit of shame to suddenly shock them into compliance.
Genuinely makes me even happier to vote against them. Their disapproval fills me with certainty of my own correctness.
Don’t forget the past where they end up moving to those red states because cost of living and/or “diversity” has gotten out of hand in their own blue states.
That only works for about half of them.
The other half is already very very diverse, and sees no blue immigration. God forbid they meet an actual black person.
I have a theory that it's actually the relative conservatives that move out of blue states. It's just that when they get to red states, they are then the liberals. And in any case the red state conservatives are more than replaced by immigrants. So the net of what you get is bluer red states and bluer blue states.
You backwards piece of shit why won't you listen to me
Dear Sub-Human Filth,
I'm appealing to all of you stupid idiots to vote Democrat in 2022. That is if you have the basic education enough to read a ballot, anyway. I understand the majority of you racist rednecks can't even read this post, though. But those who can, please pass my message on to the rest of your inbred family.
We Democrats are morally, culturally and intellectually superior to you in every way. I will qualify myself by noting that I have a Liberal Arts degree from a college, which you obviously have never been to, if you even know what one is. I also have a black friend. I have been told by several professors that everything you hold dear is terrible. Therefore you, personally, are also terrible.
I don't know you, but I know that you're racist. I also know that you hate gay people and still get scared during lightning storms.
The religion which you hold closely, greatly believe in, and which brings you comfort--you are wrong because I'm smarter than you and I'm telling you so. It is one of the many reasons why you are stupid and I'm better than you.
You see, us Democrats want a system which helps everyone in the world. Our system is designed around love and kindness to everyone. If you don't agree, I hate you.
It's not too late to change. If you knew your history, which of course you don't, you'll remember a time in America when Indians were dragged away from their homes and forced to assimilate into white society. Well, we want to change that kind of behaviour (sorry for my spelling, as I'm not from your country) by making sure you go to college and have a small apartment in a big, busy coastal city, where you belong. That will help you rid yourselves of your backward, incorrect culture and way of thinking. We'll do everything we can to make sure you agree with us and say all the right things and not be brainwashed against thinking the same way we do.
All of you stupid, backward, redneck, racist, homophobic, uneducated yokels need to realize we're trying to build a classless society where we all get to live in harmony with each other, where we're all equal. If you only understood that you wouldn't be so much worse of a person than I am.
So please vote Democrat. Help me help you, you worthless motherfuckers.