I expected it to be a slasher with a bunch of nice kills and a lot of faggotry, with some bashing of everyone / everything you would expect to be bashed.

Well, you get all of that, in spades, except for the nice kills. There is hardly any, and most of them are off screen. So this movie doesn't even have that going for it.

In the end it was boring above all else. Didn't really have anything to even make fun of.

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