Hmm, because this sickness has obvious physical traits so easier to track and the idiots getting this are trying to "show it with pride" on social media, maybe I should do a case study:

"The effects of degeneracy and lack of moral code on viral outbreaks"

It's early but all evidence points to we should have a two tier system with everyone who can't keep it in their pants in a separate place away from us, all kids and animals.