49 University of California Pays for Female Students to Have Penises Made From Their Arms (redstate.com) posted 2 years ago by xleb2 2 years ago by xleb2 +49 / -0 12 comments share 12 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Gotta go full Snow Crash, though - get a motorcycle and keep the nuke in the sidecar, and get "POOR IMPULSE CONTROL" tattooed across your forehead.