- I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. - Four ruffians break into my house. - "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. - Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man. He's dead on the spot. - Draw my pistol on the second man. Misses him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog. - I have to resort to the cannon at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot. - "Tally ho, lads." The grapeshot shreds two men in the blast. The sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. - Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. - He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are difficult to stitch-up. - Just as the founding fathers intended.
You have no idea how grateful I am that you posted this in a readable form as opposed to a mangled greentext pretending to be a normal story that gets reposted by retards on reddit constantly.
Authorities identified Da’Torrance Leanders Hackworth as one of the suspected home invaders.
Jeez. General thuggery aside, what a gigachad-looking motherfucker. Dude looks massive. Too bad he's wasting his life hurting other people and being a piece of shit.
Also, I'm glad the homeowner had a backup, imagine how fucking embarrassing it would be to get robbed or even killed with your own handgun.
Florida man had a backup plan, don't mock him for that. Worked, too.
First: Learn some damn firearms handling.
Second: Why is your AK... your back up gun?
Because the AK is retard proof. Thousands of retards have tried.
They caught him jerking off his first gun and he thought it was his mother.
It wasn't, at least not intentionally. It may very well have been his primary rifle, but it's not what he had on him at the time.
From the article:
You want him to stick an AK down his pants? I mean, this is Florida Man, so it's not out of the realm of possibility, but still.
Also, it's already been said, but dude seriously could use some training. Glad he's alright, but what a clusterfuck.
Meaning what exactly? A typical semiautomatic american rifle in clothing to make it look like a kalashnikov?
https://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/guide_to_firearms_tfb-tfb5.jpg
could have both
https://youtu.be/Jen2m-pmbmI
great gun channel btw
I just naturally assumed it was going to be Brendan Herrera.
Hicock is great. Life is good!
- I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.
- Four ruffians break into my house.
- "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
- Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man. He's dead on the spot.
- Draw my pistol on the second man. Misses him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog.
- I have to resort to the cannon at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot.
- "Tally ho, lads." The grapeshot shreds two men in the blast. The sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
- Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
- He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are difficult to stitch-up.
- Just as the founding fathers intended.
You have no idea how grateful I am that you posted this in a readable form as opposed to a mangled greentext pretending to be a normal story that gets reposted by retards on reddit constantly.
Is Da’Torrance Leanders Hackworth growing horns on his forehead?
His picture looks like a randomized face from a PS3 character creator
AKs are the best.
Jeez. General thuggery aside, what a gigachad-looking motherfucker. Dude looks massive. Too bad he's wasting his life hurting other people and being a piece of shit.
Also, I'm glad the homeowner had a backup, imagine how fucking embarrassing it would be to get robbed or even killed with your own handgun.
nice