"Ah so I wuz walkin down ma hood wun dey and dis wite gurl beez walkin up so I holla i wuz like yo wite gurl whatcha doin lemma holla at u and den she wuz runnin so ah wuz chasen her azz cuz i wunted da booty and then she beez pullin out dis peppa spray sheeit and sprayed meh so ah beez runnin and den da cops cum and dey beez like yo freeze nigger im a white devil im gonna kill you cause your black and dey shot ma azz ded and den i wake up in black heven and der was all dis chicken and crack and sheeit and den black jesus was like yo wut up ma brotha welcome to hevizzle and den ah saw dis hot booty angel and ah wuz like yo gurl lemma holla at u and den dey sent me to heel and der wuz satan he wuz white cause whites are the devil and he said ah nigga ah gunna rape yo black azz and den ah woke up it wuz just a dream and den ah raped da whitey in mah cell"
Found it
I don't know, it feels like a lawyer coached him to downplay the rape, and exaggerate the white devil denying him the booty.
The original was closer to 'Muh dik, bix nood up in dis bitch, fuk da 5-0'