"Do you know how many pounds of pressure it takes to break a human wrist?" - Steven Seagal Johnny Depp to a fictional hipster lesbian
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Amber Heard is posting her tryout reel for every future role.
She will not be getting many calls.
Can't even cry on camera. All bark, no bite.
Don't count on that last part.
As I recall, companies targeting women wanted her more after his allegations came out.
I mean targeting them for sales, not criticism.
She has pedowood at her dressingroom door every night.
It's a clown fiesta r-
Objection: Hearsay.
What I me-
Objection: Hearsay.
Okay what I was trying to say is.... No objection? Okay, I-
Objection: Hearsay.
There you go, you've now gotten to experience the vast majority of the trial. Heard's Lawyer team even asked a question, then one word into the answer objected to their own question, leaving even the judge flummoxed.
WTF?
Ok, clown world is too clowny.
The fan, who was identified as Andrea Diaz by The Washington Post, stood outside the courtroom with the two furry animals. She said: “I thought the alpacas might brighten his day.”
Anyone would tell you I'm sharper than a knife, but I've never seen anything like it in my iife.