Governor DeSantis Signs Declaration That ‘The Last Jedi’ Sucked
(babylonbee.com)
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A guy dumb enough to think that lasers have parabolic arcs in space is definitely dumb enough to do that, so I shall adopt your theory as canon.
hes the guy who wrote an asian who was so focused about loyalty to the alliance that she focuses all her energy on fucking a random guy 2 days after meeting him
the guy who made luke a hobo
and made kylo emotionally weak, but super strong as a sith fighter
and undoubtedly wanted kannady to appear as a hwite supremraciss
i appreciate ya including my new canon, it was one i thought of recently; rian is a blockhead, a retard if you will- i couldnt think why this dipshit added those scenes (nor the arching, nor most of the film) unless he literally thought that spaceballs was (part of) starwars. that explains why he had no time for luke to mourn, he never knew lonestar. DUH
i cant describe how much i want to punch this cunt in the testicles, bros.
Rian Johnson promised to subvert expectations, and we expected a decent movie.
the only thing that rian subverted was my pledge to monklike nonvilence.
Dumber? I dont think so. they're all equally as retarded as one another. also rose tico falling in love with some guy who she just met. Talking about the sex habits of disney's knockoff wamenz Yoda. a casino with space horses, where did they get that? a trip to every casino in this country?
snoke being a weak puppet
leia is like space jebus now
everything in that movie is garbage. EVERYTHING. nothing is better or worse. its all an intentinal dumpster fire of tinypeen proportions.