"There's somebody for everyone. Nope. Not at all true.
And stop saying that because it's mean to people who never find anybody.
There's millions of people out there who we've all unanimously decided they are lightspeed ugly......
.......and if you feel bad for them you can find one of them and fuck them tomorrow and solve the problem right there .....with all that kindness in your heart"
Better to tell your daughters to serve their country and go fuck those men.
As always, Louis CK says it best, 1:31