Ponies are fucking evil, tho. When I was little, my sister used to ride horses at a certain place where they had a pony as well. So everyone was like "go play with the pony". Fucking hellspawn tried to eat my hair AND my clothes. Kept following me to harrass me.
Nice division post, handshake.
For the next one, why don't you shill marriage?
Something something, women evil. Just you wait.
What about female ponies?
Ponies are fucking evil, tho. When I was little, my sister used to ride horses at a certain place where they had a pony as well. So everyone was like "go play with the pony". Fucking hellspawn tried to eat my hair AND my clothes. Kept following me to harrass me.