Ponies are fucking evil, tho. When I was little, my sister used to ride horses at a certain place where they had a pony as well. So everyone was like "go play with the pony". Fucking hellspawn tried to eat my hair AND my clothes. Kept following me to harrass me.
Female ponies are mares. Mare is the latin word for "sea". The sea is a horrific place, full of water you cannot drink and undertow that will make you sink despite being buoyant. QED female ponies evil.
What about female ponies?
Ponies are fucking evil, tho. When I was little, my sister used to ride horses at a certain place where they had a pony as well. So everyone was like "go play with the pony". Fucking hellspawn tried to eat my hair AND my clothes. Kept following me to harrass me.
Every now and again, I am reminded of that pony and have a hearty laugh as a result.
Female ponies are mares. Mare is the latin word for "sea". The sea is a horrific place, full of water you cannot drink and undertow that will make you sink despite being buoyant. QED female ponies evil.