54 "I'm sorry Mr. President, I didn't think they'd use the stock photo!" Department of Energy appoints Sam Brinton (media.kotakuinaction2.win) posted 3 years ago by Gizortnik 3 years ago by Gizortnik +55 / -1 28 comments download share 28 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
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While most people do eventually die, scientific progress in the field of sucking the blood of children will enable our vampiric overlords to rule for eternity.