That would actually be really funny and I might watch it.

The orcish horde is descending on whatever stronghold to besiege it but they are unable to penetrate the front gate.

"The gate is holding!" Xir cries "We will not..."

Just then, another cry goes out.

The party quickly goes from triumphant revelry to anguished gasps as the camera tracks across the horde to reveal a group of tall, conventionally attractive wHITE men looming over the din.

"They've released the trolls!"

/Scene