Here's your informed consent. Weighing you requires that you get off your fat ass. Given the looks of you, that might result in a heart attack, but that will happen sooner rather than later if you keep stuffing your face with cake and not moving except to remove a dead kitten from your fat rolls to consume it.
Translation: I AM FAT.
Here's your informed consent. Weighing you requires that you get off your fat ass. Given the looks of you, that might result in a heart attack, but that will happen sooner rather than later if you keep stuffing your face with cake and not moving except to remove a dead kitten from your fat rolls to consume it.