[Amazon LOTR] Amazon to introduce new strong woman character to the shock of no one
(boundingintocomics.com)
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10:1 says that she’ll be the one who really cuts off Sauron’s finger while her brother bitches out crying in a corner somewhere.
I guess they will show how she taught Isildur everything he knows but patriarchy is why she did not single handedly kill all the orcs and make a better multicultural utopia that runs on elven farts. Everything would be better with women in charge, DARN THIS PATRIARCHY!!!.
Bonus: The true reason why Isildur did not destroy the ring is toxic masculinity.
Gandalf was a failed wizard, until one day he met up with the onlythots hoe on Thinder, and after he banged Ismerelda he gained all his powers and wisdom (and hobbit herps).