Holy first world problems, that article is hilarious.

Here's a taste:

"The fact that you said it, oblivious to the etymology, doesn't automatically make you a bad person."

What you do once you find out a word is racist, sexist or ableist etymology carries more importance, she explained.

So, by explaining how these words are -ist, they're making us bad people because now we know.

As a taxpayer, I feel positively jewed (can't say gypped anymore, right?)