I just love women who pretend to be witches, it's a surefire way to find some absolute chimps. Like they call their perfectly normal pets their familiars and just say the most tardest things ever. They also love random bullshit clutter items, like the hoarders they are.

I also can't wait for Jester showing up, calling everyone stormcucks. Dude would die if he tried not using that word for a week.