The whole is examples of what female culture is actually like.

I can’t imagine anything worse than being afraid to eat around your coworkers.

Shaming for not part of the herd.

All my coworkers do is talk about eating. We correspond between snacks, discuss weekend cooking plans with zeal, and rank candies with the utmost vigor. Unfortunately, that’s not the case for England’s Manchester United soccer club: players are reportedly afraid to eat desserts in front of their new, highly disciplined teammate, Cristiano Ronaldo...As the highest scorer in soccer history, Ronaldo typically sticks with ham and cheese, yogurt, avocado toast, and plenty of protein and veggies. He also doesn’t drink alcohol or fizzy drinks. (It’s worth noting that Insider tried to follow Ronaldo’s diet earlier this year, calling it “unaffordable, boring, and extremely time consuming.”)

Sabotaging and undercutting successful members of the group.

This makes me sad! I am sad for these grown men who are afraid to indulge around their new teammate!

Emotional manipulation and social shaming of people who do succesful things.

And, this is my favorite red pill moment -

That being said, Ronaldo’s intense stare would probably be enough to put me off my nightly bowl of Special K Chocolatey Delight.

All this is directed at him because he's hot and successful.