It's gonna be another "Ok, you guys have worked hard enough for today. Go home and we'll finish counting."
Our boy Larry The Egged is going to come out of the gate real strong, but somewhere between the hours of 10PM and 4AM PST, statistically impossible but miraculous discontinuities will manifest in Tupac Fanboi's tally.
If anyone manages to get a hold of the data, we'll be treated to a lovely side of Benford's Law irregularities so massive that they'll put Iran and North Korea to shame.
Anyone have any white pills for me?
Woah. Yeah thats a critical fact that rarely gets mentioned. Am I surprised that they don’t? Thats like saying my uncle was Charles Manson on a first date.
Newsom just looks and acts like a sociopath maniac with a bad coke habit. Is it just me? I mean the guy looks like Christian Bale in American Psycho. I keep expecting him to expound on the virtues of Huey Lewis and the News.
Dude's hair is too perfect and his teeth are too white. Im not even sure he is human