75 posted 3 years ago by HypJii 3 years ago by HypJii +78 / -3 24 comments share 24 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Issue: Grocery store clerks earn so much more than you that you voice the complaint.
Why is it an issue: You are not earning enough compared to grocery store clerks.
Solution: Become a grocery store clerk.
Issue: Expensive exercise equipment is expensive.
Why is it an issue: You are not earning enough to purchase it.
Solution: Become a grocery store clerk.
Issue: 0 chance of owning a house.
Why is it an issue: Duality of not earning enough, and living in some overpriced hellhole.
Solution: Become a grocery store clerk... in a red flyover state.
Issue: Your preferred ammo is too expensive.
Why is it an issue: You don't want to buy other kinds of ammo and/or guns and/or weaponry, but do want to have THAT ammo and/or gun.
Solution: Become a grocery store clerk for a place that sells that ammo and gets staff discounts.
Issue: You're whining on the internet.
Why is it an issue: That is a singularly unproductive act.
Solution: Start sending resumes to Walmarts, be willing to do full-time graveyard shift.