This shit feels like a southpark skit, down to the dopey, cracked out voiceover for the creepy grandma.

For no reason at all, I want to quote a post I once made.

I'm not going to tell anyone to risk their life and/or livelihood to do something "in Minecraft". That is a personal choice you have to make for yourself. But if you decide to do anything in Minecraft, you must also do it "in Black Ops" so to speak.

Civil disobedience is a form of criminal activism, but only the left is allowed to do it. So if you choose to engage in rightwing civil disobedience in Minecraft, you better think less like an activist and more like a criminal. Activists want glory, criminals don't want to be caught.

Obviously the bigger the target, the more unwanted attention you will get from Minecraft police, so targets big or small, choose what you personally think you can handle. Targeting Minecraft property is usually more effective than targeting Minecraft people, it is generally easier to get away with.

Regardless do what you can to not be caught. Don't go bragging. Don't have a manifesto. Also try not to make your side look bad, dress like a lefty if you engage in Minecraft activity. If you get caught, spout lefty platitudes.

What excuse do they have for why this is necessary? Do any kids not learn what their nipples are? If they don't, are there negative consequences?

Honk Honk

This was made by a pedophile.