How to rig a Golf Tournament in 2021
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What isn’t talked about enough is how easily corruptable Covid tests are. The slightest acidity instantly makes a false positive, which is why fruit always tests positive for Covid. This means that anyone with gerd, acid reflux or a similar gastrointestinal condition could easily test false positive on the nasopharyngeal test. The newer models that only go slightly into the nasal are also just as susceptible to non Covid influences. The only Covid test I would trust is one that tests for the spike proteins that form in reaction to the Covid infection.
Just like old times. Happy Pride month!
Remember when dr. Fauci said 20 million Americans would be dead from HIV? Pepperidge Farms remembers
I'm impressed. You're aware of 'gerd'.
Wasn't this guy winning? I don't watch golf, but I think I saw the headline somewhere.
Hmm, guess I should've picked a better article. Yes, that was the intent behind this. It looked like he was winning, and then they gave him the news at the 18th hole.
He was
"Look, dude, you're not throwing the tournament so our big-named merchandise selling assholes can win. So, we're gonna have to take you out."
"Shit! I got a wife and kids..."
"Uh...this is golf. We don't even like the sound of people whispering. No, we do things quietly and covertly." Golf claps "Send in the results."
Rigged.