32 How to rig a Golf Tournament in 2021 (archive.is) posted 2 years ago by Norenia 2 years ago by Norenia +32 / -0 10 comments share 10 comments share save hide report block hide replies
"Look, dude, you're not throwing the tournament so our big-named merchandise selling assholes can win. So, we're gonna have to take you out."
"Shit! I got a wife and kids..."
"Uh...this is golf. We don't even like the sound of people whispering. No, we do things quietly and covertly." Golf claps "Send in the results."