Her “wife” is a biological man I heard

Of course not. I'd bet money that the Deep One is the abusive kind of lesbian the media will never report.

Does her white wife get to tap on her tank?

Why is Jim Carey squeezing that fish?

Statistically lesbians are the number one most likely victims of domestic violence per capita.

She probably beats the fuck out of her whenever she speaks.

I'm just going to post this Stone Toss comic that I think is very relevant to the OP.

http://stonetoss.com/comic/room-and-bored/