I know you're being facetious, but they find new, weird bacteria underground all the time, and the only people who really care are the outer space scientists lookin' for aliens.

Some cynical piece of shit claiming to care, simply because they want to fuck up someone's day? That's the real scenario. Just like with the blacks.

But then, pretty much EVERY "charity" has been overtaken by their own enemies back as far as the 80s (and groups like the Sierra Club were subverted even earlier, and then subverted again.) CARE and UNICEF need to be shot.