history books of the 31st century are going to look pretty weird with the pictures of anti-communist death squads wearing looney toons dr seuss character and muppet costumes
People aren't going around in clown outfits, they're "savage warriors, who painted their faces the white of dead bones, with massive, gleaming, bloody mouths, and ornimentation around their eyes to confuse their enemies' sense of their line of sight. Their outfit was a style of optical camo, using jarring colors that do not occur in nature in order to fool the glances of their prey that they couldn't possibly exist. They either dyed their hair or stole hair from other sources, and used color to identify their clan. The green-haired clan was small but infamous, with many paintings and writings about their exploits which harmed friend and foe alike, while the red-haired clan made up the majority of the regular units, as evidenced by numerous statues of their soldiers in the comissary halls and resource outposts throughout Earth at the time, traditionally depicting the warrior seated on a bench with an open spot for patriots to sit beside him, beneath two parabolic golden shields, symbolizing the safety of the location."
history books of the 31st century are going to look pretty weird with the pictures of anti-communist death squads wearing looney toons dr seuss character and muppet costumes
Not the uniform I was hoping for but as long as we get to round up the communists it's an acceptable state of affairs.
Assuming we make it that far.
It's all about the wording.
People aren't going around in clown outfits, they're "savage warriors, who painted their faces the white of dead bones, with massive, gleaming, bloody mouths, and ornimentation around their eyes to confuse their enemies' sense of their line of sight. Their outfit was a style of optical camo, using jarring colors that do not occur in nature in order to fool the glances of their prey that they couldn't possibly exist. They either dyed their hair or stole hair from other sources, and used color to identify their clan. The green-haired clan was small but infamous, with many paintings and writings about their exploits which harmed friend and foe alike, while the red-haired clan made up the majority of the regular units, as evidenced by numerous statues of their soldiers in the comissary halls and resource outposts throughout Earth at the time, traditionally depicting the warrior seated on a bench with an open spot for patriots to sit beside him, beneath two parabolic golden shields, symbolizing the safety of the location."
I call the Lorax costume!