(Not The) Bee: Compassionate Biden Moves Migrant Children From Cages Into Humane High-Security Metal Containment Cubes - Kotaku In Action 2

(Not The) Bee: Compassionate Biden Moves Migrant Children From Cages Into Humane High-Security Metal Containment Cubes (babylonbee.com)

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– cccpneveragain 6 points 5 years ago +6 / -0

I guess because of the "weighted companion cube" in Portal, I picture a GlaDOS voice.

"Hello and again welcome to the President Biden Humane High Security Metal Containment Cube Facility. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one. Keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Humane Containment Facility activities, serious injuries may occur. For your own safety and the safety of others please refrain from taking your mask off at any time. At the end of the detention period, you will be baked, and, there will be cake."

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