Hi guys,
I work for a company I won't mention because I don't want to doxx myself or the company, but lets just say we are a well connected company working on something huge, something that will revolutionise the industry we operate in. As part of what we are doing, we are building a new front-end web platform that we will use to sell product to consumers.
What we need is a payment processor capable of handling credit card transactions. Definitely not using Stripe, because of their actions deplatforming people they don't like etc.
So, anyone know of any based, non-woke or anti-woke payment processors?
For sure, Visa and Mastercard are both woke, but unfortunately they have a monopoly on credit card transactions. I'd like to use non-woke providers where possible, however, and at least that means avoiding companies like Stripe etc.
Honestly, I'm going to be using American Express because that's about the best you can do with Credit Cards.
Look for one that uses uses crypto as well if you can. Even if you're not using the cryptocurrency in payments it means that they're not as entrenched into the banking system.
Funnily enough, we have a partner company that built and operates a blockchain and has their own currency and wallet etc. We will be using them to transact crypto, but unfortunately they don't cover credit card transactions yet. Once they have credit card functionality, they will be our primary processor.
Find out what porn sites use and go with that. Probably end up being some russian or chinese company, so try to avoid pissing off Putin or Xi.
You'll also pay quite a bit more for the pleasure of using a traditionally high-risk provider.
Money well spent, IMO, to avoid woke as much as possible.
That's an interesting idea, I'll look into that, thanks!
https://charityswipes.com/ is often advertised on Beauty and the Beta, so they can't be very woke, if at all. Otherwise they wouldn't be advertise on a show where half of the namesake advocates for removing women's suffrage and for catapulting illegal immigrants over the border wall.
This was going to be my suggestion
Thanks I'll check them out!
Been thinking about thi one a lot for my app (sells Pepe the Frog T-Shirts, you can imagine the deplatforming I've been subject to.)
You are never safe as long as you go with any payment processor. All you need to do is design your entire backend around integrating with a "non-woke" payment processor, and they'll be bought by Paypal the next day and announce "a bold and talented multiculturally diverse new team of directors."
The obvious choice is to accept payment in Bitcoin or Etherium, as you have more control over how they are stored - but they can still be stolen or lost.
The solution I'm going with is as follows: I'm aiming for 30% of my revenue coming in from each of the following sources:
there can't be non-woke payment processors, at least not in the US
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGn273gLxNM&list=PLi1z61zTVS2xd4odfzlhYl7kgGqE45PMY
AHAHAHAHA