Soft lockdown? Hard lockdown? So outdated! Get ready for the MEGA LOCKDOWN!
MEGA LOCKDOWN features such highlights as "8-10 weeks of further lockdowns" and "ban on public transportation". If you buy now you also get "even more curfews"!
Don't delay, buy today!
Source: https://archive.is/o6kx8
"Merkel wants ‘MEGA LOCKDOWN’ for Germany with ‘curfew and public transport banned after blaming UK mutant Covid’"
How about a Giga Lockdown where Herr Merkel prevents the rest of the world from leaving their homes as well?
That’s ridiculous! As if a German Chancellor would try to impose their will on the rest of the world...
then Tera Lockdown when we're all in comas and can only wake up when the Elites allow it
8-10 weeks, more like another 42 weeks.
Don't forget to preorder the soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3Fthya-w1U
Meanwhile my local job centre's like 'why aren't you applying for jobs? have you considered going to university (for this thing you can learn for free online)?'
Lost my job for 2 months and got it back, losing it permanently at the end of the month to a pair of mexicans that do a much, much shittier job but hey, corporate says jump and my managers have to say "how high" And for the record, my manager was the one that told me they do a much worse job, a lot nicer than i put it, obviously.
Really not looking forward to having to find another job right now... All because leftists had to have a fucking power grab. Store's probably gonna go under the rate things are going though, shit's running on a skeleton crew, pretty sure they laid off half of one of the departments. My hours got slashed in half, fun times.
How about MAGA Lockdowns, where we just seal off the crazier parts of the world and let their own insanity take them, because that virus certainly won't.
No, we can't have that. House arrest for you, open borders for the third world.
GIGA LOCKDOWN!
no fucking toilet paper in this mode kids.
I know we've had one, but what about SECOND lockdown?
99% survival rate.