You know whats really funny, for me at least? I am actually the opposite of what the Lefties are on the webs.

On the web, they are all about getting in your face, demanding you suck their feminine cock, and how if they ever met you in real life they would whop your ass. That is until they are actually meeting you in person*. Then they suddenly become very meek, keep their mouth shut, and their head down and hope you dont notice them, with some occasionally making passive aggressive looks at people.

Meanwhile, due to their antics on the internet, I usually keep my true opinion toned down and self-censor, wondering if they will ever see something I said to ban my account. But IRL, I can talk to people around me and say things like "Do these smoothbrains have a death wish? Because I would love to see them all getting the Mussolini treatment on the streetlights, along with the pissant little commies." and at least around here most people are like "Cant come soon enough."

*/ note: this applies when by themselves. Like rats, the commie bugman gains bravery in hordes, likely under the belief of "Now its one of them getting hit, not me".