Sorry, dude, but if Christmas is canceled because it carries too high of a risk of spreading infectious disease, well then indiscriminate gay sex is definitely canceled.
Didn't you hear? Playing hockey outside is strictly prohibited, but sex is totally fine as long as you wear magic face napkins. The virus is very smart and only bypasses face cloth when the activity is not encouraged by leftist politics.
These homos in the picture aren't wearing their cloth, so I can only assume that the very smart virus has sexuality and morality checks and only attacks alphabet people when beneficial for propaganda purposes.
Sorry, dude, but if Christmas is canceled because it carries too high of a risk of spreading infectious disease, well then indiscriminate gay sex is definitely canceled.
Didn't you hear? Playing hockey outside is strictly prohibited, but sex is totally fine as long as you wear magic face napkins. The virus is very smart and only bypasses face cloth when the activity is not encouraged by leftist politics.
These homos in the picture aren't wearing their cloth, so I can only assume that the very smart virus has sexuality and morality checks and only attacks alphabet people when beneficial for propaganda purposes.
You might want to tell that to the Plinkett-in-drag in Pennsylvania whose office is giving pandemic orgy advice: https://archive.is/lWzRv
Same fellow who pulled his mother out a nursing home while letting other old people die.
It turns out that a delusional hog is not the best choice for Secretary of Health. Who could have guessed that?
Definitely obvious who wrote this.
Hi worse halves!