63 King of Simps on reddit.... lmfao what a complete failure of a man (media.kotakuinaction2.win) posted 3 years ago by thecrankyassman2020 3 years ago by thecrankyassman2020 +63 / -0 44 comments download share 44 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
I knew a chick in college who used a cucumber as a dildo to wreck her bf’s bussy and then when things went south she chopped it up and put it in a salad for him
Like TF???
Either that relationship was very short, or that cucumber was vacuum sealed for quite a long time.
I don’t remember how long it was but apparently from what I remember he did something really shitty to deserve that but who knows