You know what? Gun to my head, I'd prefer journalists stick game consoles in their mouths rather than ruin people's lives.

Now stuff it in your pooper. (Didn't someone actually do that with the Switch when it was new?)

At this point they're just writing articles for laugh-at-the-retard clicks.

But how does the controller feel up your ass? Or should we wait for Valens to do that?

Let's be fair, she seems like an expert in her field, and she enjoys the gaming consoles she's reviewing. The writing style is jokingly referential, while the experience was described in detail. High effort.

Now, my reaction to this existing: wat.

And you dare make fun of non-humans? At least they have the excuse of being more scent-oriented than sight-oriented, in most cases (mammals, anyway). Humans? You have to remind the stupid things that they see with their eyes, not with their hands, and now they want to fucking lick everything ...

Didn't we laugh at these dumbfucks for licking Switch hardware? They trying for a repeat?