The intellectuals would incessantly whine that it wasn't a free country, and the international community would always say that we had no expectations for liberty, despite a free press, no corruption, and no secret police. I'd have to regularly call early elections and win them in repeated landslides with no interference just to demonstrate that I know what the fuck I'm doing, stop bitching, there's a Warship over there.
"But there's too many statues! How will we ever know if we can vote again!"
Bitch there's literally no crime, no corruption, and a booming economy. We're living in an effective utopia! FINE! FUCK IT! VOTE RIGHT NOW!
Actually, Tropico is what convinced me that Communism was purely evil. I tried to be the perfect Communist, and I realized I could only achieve the perfect outcomes by homogenizing the economy and deporting all the less productive people to Miami.
Then I was like, "OH GOD! THIS WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED! I DON'T FEEL GOOD ANYMORE."
So was mine. A economically liberal militarist.
The intellectuals would incessantly whine that it wasn't a free country, and the international community would always say that we had no expectations for liberty, despite a free press, no corruption, and no secret police. I'd have to regularly call early elections and win them in repeated landslides with no interference just to demonstrate that I know what the fuck I'm doing, stop bitching, there's a Warship over there.
"But there's too many statues! How will we ever know if we can vote again!"
Bitch there's literally no crime, no corruption, and a booming economy. We're living in an effective utopia! FINE! FUCK IT! VOTE RIGHT NOW!
Actually, Tropico is what convinced me that Communism was purely evil. I tried to be the perfect Communist, and I realized I could only achieve the perfect outcomes by homogenizing the economy and deporting all the less productive people to Miami.
Then I was like, "OH GOD! THIS WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED! I DON'T FEEL GOOD ANYMORE."