Pennsylvania, Georgia, North Carolina all in play still.
This whole thing has been a shitshow, never seen anything like it before.
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It's perfectly normal, the DNC is just asking for a delay long enough for the print run to complete...
Meanwhile at Harris HQ:
I was thinking more that scene where Vader visits the second Death Star:
BIDEN: Kamala Harris, this is an unexpected pleasure. I am honoured by your presence
HARRIS: You may dispense with the pleasantries, Biden, I'm here to put you back on schedule.
BIDEN: I assure you, Kamala Harris, my men are working as fast as they can!
HARRIS: Perhaps I can find new ways to ... motivate them.
BIDEN: I tell you, this election will be won as planned!
HARRIS: Hillary Clinton does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.
BIDEN: But she asks the impossible, I need more men!
HARRIS: Then perhaps you can tell her when she arrives.
BIDEN: Hillary Clinton is coming here?
HARRIS: That is correct, Biden, and she is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.
BIDEN: We shall double our efforts!
HARRIS: I hope so, Biden, for your sake. Hillary Clinton is not as forgiving as I am.
The only joke here is that Biden sounds competent.
Harsh but fair...