Well obviously she's healthy enough to vote too, I'm sure they'll find her ballot submitted on election day!

Republicans pounced on this ruling like tigers that pounce on their prey before ruthlessly tearing it to pieces with their razor-sharp claws. "This is a terrible ruling because we're racist and we hate women," said a bunch of Republicans, according to anonymous sources.

The Bee's DNA test results came back and they are 100% That Bitch.

Fuck it, it's the next step of the post truth world, and how would it be materially different from the way things were a year or so back?

"Yes, she's alive, yes, she can keep making judgements on the supreme court, no, you can't see her"