I do not agree on the last part. The idea of driving at the speed limit is to avoid stuff like legalization of pedophilia or late-term abortion. But I'm borrowing

The right is retarded, the left is evil

Going to teach my kids that, although I doubt I can be a match for school indoctrination, I just hope I can influence them enough to be able to critically think and somewhere along the line I expect them to become conservatives.