We were all harnessed up in a C-17 on our way to jump, when my buddy waves down the jump master to take a piss. He was told to shut the fuck up and hold it, despite being at altitude and cruising to the drop. About 10 minutes later, the JM comes back to tell him he could go now. He didn't have to go anymore, and piss instructions became a common joke during pre-jump.

Trump didn't kill Ghislaine Maxwell.