Apparently the actual text of the deal will be published by Friday, but a payment of $300B for not being meanie heads is a hilarious way to end a regime change war. I don't know if Iran will actually pursue a nuclear weapon, but I doubt there's any way that they trade their uranium for money either.
So anyone smart should "short" index funds for Saturday morning, sell them Thursday evening, and make a ton of money for producing absolutely nothing of value.
The Israelis aren't buying it. Zero gratitude for fighting the war for them, of course.
Apparently the actual text of the deal will be published by Friday, but a payment of $300B for not being meanie heads is a hilarious way to end a regime change war. I don't know if Iran will actually pursue a nuclear weapon, but I doubt there's any way that they trade their uranium for money either.
Wow, wonder why Trump picked Friday? Is it because Trump needs to pump the market before the close?
So anyone smart should "short" index funds for Saturday morning, sell them Thursday evening, and make a ton of money for producing absolutely nothing of value.
This is what Jewish economics looks like.
Edit: Seriously, though, gas up before Friday.